Funny logz


 * Goodbye, CraigTheProphet! Come again!
 * 10:34 Goggles99 Zappy
 * I love how your old and new avatars are like, EXACTLY the same xD
 * 10:36 Arya Elf Back
 * GOGGLES
 * Tackle hug*
 * Welcome, Gordax!
 * 10:36 TwistedAlpha *anti-elf shield appears around GoggsS*
 * 10:37 Arya Elf D:
 * 10:37 The Zapster IKR goggles
 * Super tuxedo
 * 10:37 TwistedAlpha Wow Goggs stop being mean to elves
 * 10:38 Le Beater LOL
 * I read "Stop being mean to slaves"
 * 10:38 The Zapster Lol look at this page
 * 10:38 TwistedAlpha xD
 * 10:38 Arya Elf GOGGLES D:
 * 10:38 The Zapster Guys... that's pathetic.
 * 10:39 TwistedAlpha "Wow Goggs at least feed your slaves once a week, twice even, they can't go for too long without eating"
 * 10:39 The Zapster Pssh they can go at least once every other week
 * 10:39 Le Beater XD
 * 10:40 TwistedAlpha Well, you never know when that simple load of carrying six hundred kilograms of gold will just kill them.
 * 10:41 Goggles99 Don't tell me what to do with my slaves!
 * 10:41 The Zapster When it does just get themselves to brush off their cuts and scrapes and keep working.
 * Goodbye, Gordax! Come again!
 * 10:42 Arya Elf Cuts...
 * Scrapes...
 * c:
 * 10:42 TwistedAlpha Well, I'm sure a simple injury like a broken arm or leg is easy enough to brush off
 * 10:42 Arya Elf It's only a problem when they're vaporized.
 * 10:42 Goggles99 http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-gogs-is-back.png
 * 10:42 TwistedAlpha But what if they break their neck or crack open their skull? That'll take at least a few minutes to heal
 * 10:43 Chipika123 *throws axe at Goggles*
 * 10:43 TwistedAlpha D:
 * 10:43 Goggles99 Arya!
 * gives chippy a gold ingot*
 * 10:44 The Zapster @Twist: Then you get another guy to take his place for a couple minutes.
 * 10:44 Chipika123 *throws gold ingot at you*
 * 10:44 Nehpets700 *catches thrown axe with my teeth, like a doggy, then runs back to chip, dropping it at her feet* :3
 * 10:45 TwistedAlpha Well, what if I'm poor and Irish and only have one slave?
 * 10:45 The Zapster wat is this witchcraft
 * 10:45 TwistedAlpha Or what if I have multiple injured slaves?
 * Chip. :c
 * 10:45 The Zapster Then you laugh it off and wait a few minutes
 * 10:45 TwistedAlpha I WILL NOT LET SIMPLE SLAVES WASTE MY MINUTES!!
 * 10:45 Goggles99 What if I have Princess Leia as a slave?
 * 10:46 TwistedAlpha Then you're Jabba.
 * Just... make sure you don't go near your sail barge.
 * 10:46 Le Beater Gogs is Jabba? Hm...
 * 10:46 TwistedAlpha Makes sense!
 * 10:46 The Zapster Well ya know what Twisted? That's your problem 'cause you are poor or fail to maintain proper slave injury schedules.
 * 10:46 TwistedAlpha The slaves I buy are just too weak!
 * 10:47 Goggles99 Come at me bros http://mbtimetraveler.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/jabba-the-hutt.jpg
 * 10:47 The Zapster Then buy stronger ones
 * 10:47 TwistedAlpha I need real slaves that can withstand at least sixteen thousand tons in on hand.
 * on*
 * one**
 * 10:47 Nehpets700 Goggles, PM
 * 10:48 The Zapster I recommend Earl of Andderhoff's brothers slave trade
 * He has strong ones for cheap
 * 10:48 TwistedAlpha Meh
 * 10:48 Chipika123 *throws orchids at everyone*
 * 10:48 The Zapster Or just go to King John
 * 10:48 TwistedAlpha :c
 * 10:48 The Zapster WTB CHIP
 * WE TALKING SLAVES OVAH HERE
 * P
 * WE TALKING SLAVES OVAH HERE
 * P